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You’re concise, straightforward & unpretentious — which makes me assume you’re simply an intelligent person whose blessed with an ability to apply logic and knowledge of human behavior to any situation, thereby revealing the motivations and reasons behind the actions of people.

I think I’ve run out of girls in San Diego to be matched with. I got an email saying my last month was refunded and when I tried to log in it said: Say whaaaaaaaaaa. Buy me stuff) – Want a nice guy (Translation: Treat me like dirt, I do Mexican hat dances all over nice guys) – NO GAMES (Translation: I’ll play games, but you better not.) – No players!

More recently my matches have been have been way out of my San Diego radius, as far as Los Angeles!? So since posting this blog, eharmony has CANCELED my account. Apparently in the terms of agreement they can cancel your account at any time for any reason. Because I wrote a blog about my negative, yet 100 percent accurate and true, experience!? I can only assume that’s the reason why, some how, some way they linked Single Steve with my real life eharmony account, and CANCELED me. (Translation: I’ll be dating 6 men from this site, I better be the only woman you go out with) – If you don’t like kids, then don’t talk to me (Translation: I made a poor judgment of character with my ex and have a kid by him which I expect you to foot the bill for eventually) – Tired of having my heart broken (Translation: I probably do all of the heart breaking) – Interested in a man with his feet on the ground and with a steady career (Translation: Cha-CHING!

That’s always kind of awkward when you’re supposed to be “working”. You’re going to continue reading without telling any of your hot female co-workers? I had some other titles in work for this blog, but they just didn’t capture the essence of what I was trying to say. A “computer” matches you up based on “29 levels of compatibility”, which I’m fine with. Because you’re thinking, wow some super computer down at Eharmony headquarters is crunching vectors and differential equations just to find my perfect mate, and everyday you log in and see new matches, that you think are hand picked from the computer gods above.

I mean, I feel bad if you’re at work right now reading this, and the biggest letters on your screen involve the words FUCK YOU. So after you completed their riddles and questions, you then can start receiving “matches”, hurray!

You don’t even notice that she hasn’t responded because your distracted by the new excitement of these new matches.

Also, thank you for taking the time to read this during work. Also if you’d like to take this opportunity to tell your female single co-workers about this blog, and ask them if they want to date me, I wouldn’t be mad. Fuck, which I couldn’t believe was still available. Now the tricky thing about eharmony is, it takes two to tango.

There’s no way that 748 girls just haven’t responded back to you.There’s always a chance that she decides 5 months later, yep, todays the day I answer that guys multiple choice questions.And me being a man of statistics and math, knows that even though it’s only a half percent chance she will actually respond, that’s half a percent chance for every single one of the 748 girls.I know right, how ridiculous is it to be “communicating” with 50 different girls all at the same time, all waiting for them to respond. What’s most upsetting about this shenanigans is that I am waiting for 748 girls to get back to me, with stage 1 questions.The multiple choice questions have to be picked from a provided list and the answers are already provided. Apparently girls need months and months before then can decide that they want to respond back to me with these tough hitting question?Irene, I really respect your understanding of human psychology as I feel comforted reading explanations of people and the reasons we do the things we do!